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My pens are down, and I’ve rewound and recapped the Oscars in my brain’s DVR.  I really don’t have much to add that hasn’t been E!ed or Tweeted or Blogged, so I’ll let the illustrations illustrate the night.

Selfishly, all of the nude, champagne and white dresses are a pain in the ass and no fun to draw, so from that standpoint, I give it all a big thumbs down.

AngeLEANa gets a leg up on the competition.

Buns and Guns.

Emma Stoned?

Rooney Mara looks bangin’ again.

What a Wonderful World of Hair.

Whatever.