Golden Globes Trends: Red, White & Boobs

Ladies, my hand is still a bit cramped from drawing the Globes last night, pun intended — they were out in force.

But I must say, the ladies north of 40, 50 and 60 were the stars last night.

Helen and Jane, just WOW.

Talk about not shying away from standing out in form-fitting RED, so classic, classy and current without trying too hard.

I always love to see what Julia Louis Dreyfus does, even though she tends to stay in her fashion lane, sleek and chic in a WHITE Narciso Rodriguez like she was last night.

And instead of diamonds, out came the BOOBS, which were the accessory of the night and the shiny big things. The Beverly Hills Hilton seemed to lack AC, as crowd shots revealed perspiring people frantically fanning their faces with their programs. Those heavy low-cut gowns could barely contain the slippery chests of those sweaty stars, double-stick tape no doubt wearing out under the weight of all of that water.

So there you have it. I can’t wait for the Oscars. Thank god my drawing hand has time to recover.