Happy New Year?
Jslow gave me this snowglobe for my birthday. You know you want one. You know how bad 2016 sucked.
The Closet of My Dreams
Believe it or not, the occasional company or brand will ask us to write about them in exchange for their products. This does not happen very... Read More
Diary of a Depressed Liberal
When I was a little girl, I kept a diary. I think most of us did back then. I remember one in particular: Metallic gold... Read More
Uber Bitch
A few weeks ago, me and three friends settled into our seats at the Norse Theatre, excited to hear our idol, “punk poet laureate” Patti Smith... Read More
Is This Presidential Election a Laughing Matter?
I’m stressed, nervous, angry, worried, scared and freaked the fuck out about the presidential debate Monday night. This election has taken over my life and... Read More
What Not To Wear Over 40: “Trousers With Fewer Fucks”
“What Not to Wear” is one of my favorite TV shows ever. It really was a modern day “My Fair Lady”: hosts Stacy London and Clinton... Read More
RIP Sonia Rykiel, Who Turned Fashion Inside-Out (Literally)
Yesterday heaven got a whole lot brighter when Sonia Rykiel, the “Queen of Knitwear”, burst through the gates in a trail of orange hair and purple yarn. She... Read More
Technology Swiped the Fun From Dating
Right now, my right hip, lower back and left shoulder hurt. My crow’s feet have grown arms and legs. I am the oldest person in... Read More
Vetememes Makes Vetements For Everyone
I haven’t written about “high” fashion these days. And I think I know why. For one thing, the only times I leave the house are... Read More
Hillary Clinton: From First Lady to First Lady for President
I love politics, which most people that know me know. I am open, maybe to a fault, about my Liberalism, and how terrified/horrified/mortified I am... Read More
They Truly Are Absolutely Fabulous
These ladies. I mean broads. Just look at them. Patsy and Edina. The bawdy British version of Thelma and Louise. They pretty much... Read More
Don’t Pull Your Hair Out. Pull Weeds Instead.
I’ve become addicted to pulling weeds. It all started a few weeks back, when... Read More
