Was I Pushed A Pashmina?
My dear friend Theresa works at Betty Lin on Fillmore street. I met her in the early aughts at Susan, the kind of place you... Read More
My Date With Larry David
Today I’m in New York, my favorite place on earth. I’m still high from my evening with Larry David. To many of my friends “of... Read More
Tennis Racquet: Fashion Decoy
My transformation into a tennis player is complete, which means I run around San Francisco with my tennis racquet slung over my right shoulder (usually... Read More
Just For The Halibut
A few weeks back, while in Palm Springs on the “divorce” trip, we spent a lot of time shooting the shit. A lot of the... Read More
Do iWant an iWatch?
While Derek Zoolander was closing Valentino’s show, Apple announced the April 10 release date of the Apple Watch. And iThink iWant one. This, of course,... Read More
My Small, Skinny, Gay Wedding
And just like that, one week I’m attending a funeral, the next, a wedding. John, a friend I’ve had since the fifth grade – 42... Read More
Funeral For a Friend
I was supposed to write a New York Fashion Week piece riffing off of Jslow’s “Dude, I want to look like a lady” post, but... Read More
Doppelganger Cliffhanger
There is nothing more terrifying than waiting for the answer to the “do you know who you remind me of/look like?” statement/question. You brace yourself... Read More
