Going Commando
I have never felt normal. Normal things make me feel abnormal, which makes me uneasy. This is not normal. But it is my normal. Therefore,... Read More
Is Your Closet Full Of Stolen Goods?
Fast, fake and practically free is how the current retail monsters spit out fashion. They barely wipe their mouths before gobbling up and knocking off... Read More
Cyber Monday’s Silver Lining
By now your inbox is stuffed with all manner of “Cyber Monday” markdowns. Black Friday crowds may be a nightmare, but computer crowds are almost... Read More
Andy Cohen Marries Buster Posey
How’s that for click-bait? Actually, it’s true. Sort of. Last night I attended a book signing for Bravo’s Andy Cohen, and then moved on to... Read More
Can We Boast About My Tennis Attire?
While Jslow goes back to school, I’m going back to camp. What are we, twelve? But yes, in early December, I’m going to Tennis Camp... Read More
The Skinny On Big Jeans
Fashion is an endless cycle that moves so fast it makes me dizzy. Hems go up up up, then back down, then slightly up, then... Read More
My Uncommon Love of Socks
Good-bye Summer! Take your fog and smog and humidity and don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Hello Fall.... Read More
Warby Parker’s Beacon Until Dawn
Young, blithe and budgeted marked our time spent in our teens and twenties. We bargain hunted seaside boardwalks, thrift stores and the mall for treasured... Read More
A Short Story About Shorts
While Jslow went to Bermuda(s) to tackle the summer heat, I went the opposite route during last weekend’s mini heat-wave: I stayed home and played... Read More
Bermuda(s), Here I Come!
It all starts with the email in my inbox declaring 3rd Grade BEACH PARTY! I know it’s coming — warm weather, exposed body and years... Read More
I am A T-Shirt and Nothing More
I’ve got nothing. From weekend guests just leaving, to little league baseball playoffs and end of the school year celebrations, graduations, dance recitals and musical... Read More
A Barney’s Virgin Pops Her Cherry In Las Vegas
I don’t know about you, but I’m still recovering from Memorial Day weekend. Five of us from our seven-lady poker group had decided to take... Read More










